*Unfortunately I have had no luck in discerning what the initials LCC stood for. Several academics have suggested various possibilities, including one outlandish idea involving Elephants** although none have been universally accepted. [Back]
**Elephant: a large herbivorous mammal, Elephas maximus of south-central Asia or Loxodonta africana of Africa, having thick, almost hairless skin, a long, flexible, prehensile trunk, upper incisors forming long curved tusks of ivory, and, in the African species, large fan-shaped ears. Now extinct.
***Sign-off: Synonymous with the colloquial ancient phrases such as ‘I own you bitch’
**** For that I recommend a rather voluminous body of work by Lord Night. Curiously, Lord Night is a direct descendant of The Castrators arch enemy, the person who dealt the final blow to her reign and toppled her political tyranny, the respected St. Darkus Knightus.
*****Ridley: One can only hypothesize a reason for The Castrator choosing this as the secret code. A closer reading of her life shows a somewhat obsessive and neurotic insistence that she once worked as a ‘Ridley Scott’, what exactly a ‘Ridley Scott’ is has unfortunately been lost in the wayside of history. [Back]
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